Huh? Was someone... trying to talk to him? Umetaro's eyes popped open and the entire tree shook as he moved. He hooked his legs around the bough and dropped down, hanging much like a bat. He crossed his arms and looked for the source of the voice.
However, as the world was completely upside down, it took Umetaro several moments to actually locate his conversation partner. Man, people were always so demanding! Could they go five minutes without turning everything into a sermon about respect or whatever?
And then his eyes focused on the blank, grinning mask staring back at him, and his red eyes lit up with delight. Woah! That's more like it! Maybe this was just an honor focused ghost. They existed, supposedly, if you believed the stories. And Umetaro, of course, did.
"Is it your grave?" Umetaro asked, still keeping his arms crossed, but excitement obvious in his voice. He tapped the back of his foot against the bough he was hanging off of, causing leaves to fall to the ground around him. "Have you come back to wreak vengeance against the living??"
Of course, he didn't actually know who was buried there, or who had vandalized. Had it actually even been vandalized? Maybe the ghost couldn't see very well. After all, it didn't appear to have eyes. Or a nose. Or other distinguishing features.
"I didn't see anything, unfortunately," he said, and nodded sagely. "I haven't learned the many eyed techniques of the spider yet, restless shade."
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