All Four One, One Four All [04-01-2018]

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All Four One, One Four All [04-01-2018]Apr 1, 2018 2:48:16 GMT -5
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"A full announcement for the new month."

Samehada Opened

After many discussions we've decided despite our clear placement of it on the banned list to open up the Samehada and as the person who by far showed the most interest in it, Q will be given the reservation for a microfortnight starting from this post. If it's not completed by then, staff will either give it to another or horde it for ourselves as our mood dictates; so the normal thing we do.

Rinnengan Opened

Also opening up will be the rinnengan and rather than previous plans for it to be limited to one path to a living host, we're instead going to open it up for a full clan of rinnengan users so that we can have four rinnengan users with multiple paths each on the site. Figure this way everyone has an equal opportunity to get abilities that are actually useful instead of the stuff we're constantly nerfing into oblivion or denying due to our in house policy against creativity.

Mythical Summons

Due to numerous members lamenting the fact that we don't allow them to register mythical summons given that normal summons are already extremely powerful without giving them mythical abilities on top of that, we've decided to flip our position and make it so now all summons will be expected to have some correlation to a mythical creature or legend. I'd also like to announce that any and every character will be allowed to specialize in Senjutsu regardless of if they're the sage or not. And with minimal discussion and planning the patented "perfectly fine" has been given to Lost to make a Phoenix Sage which will be instantly healed upon being exposed to any flame on the condition that his character be named Phoenix Wright (which side note, we're getting rid of Japanese names as a must) and constantly objects.

All Four One, One Four All

And finally we come to the change that gave this announcement it's name. Staff have decided that from this point onward we'll be approving the first four apps every month without an in depth review; by doing such we hope to lessen the wait time members have been suffering through due to our selfish and base needs such as family obligations, school, work and so on. However, like all things there is a certain balance that must be maintained, so four other apps will randomly be selected elsewhere in the month to make up that difference. Rather than being archived they'll be outright deleted so I highly suggest making sure to back up your documents in Natsu's screenshot gallery. I hope you all like these new changes, if you do then please feel free to fund us at our patreon as it takes a lot of money to pay the non-existent salaries of staff. ^^






























All of these announcements may in fact be fake, the announcer disavows all knowledge of staff who were involved with these decisions. Reading this post may lead to harmful health effects such as choking on your drinks, bruised forehead due to facepalming, loss of air through the sighing process, arguments that would have otherwise not happened due to people believing what they've read here, bad tax returns, the development of alcoholism or lung cancer from the sheer volume of brandy or the thick cloud of cigar smoke. This message was approved by the Misunderstanding Yoritomo's Suggestions for an Approval Foundation.


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